I have studied the matter carefully and I have found a solution to avoid dying at home. I made myself a route within a 1 km radius that requires between an hour and an hour and a half. Then I leave with a self declaration (on honour!) in the left pocket, indicating the actual time of my departure, and another, well at the bottom of the right pocket, indicating 45 minutes later. So I am in good standing. I should be ashamed? There are others who should be ashamed: the so-called experts of all kinds. They’ve banned open-air markets and they push people to get supplies in indoor stores!

Watch why I write this.